I live in the states so I can go to school here.
I reached the wand before you could get your hands upon it. I understood the truth before you caught up. I killed Severus Snape three hours ago and the Elder Wand, the Death Stick, the Wand of Destiny is truly mine! Dumbledore’s last plan went wrong, Harry Potter!
AH HAH! It makes so much sense now. It’s okay. I taught myself.
a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it